Kootenai River in NW Montana, near Canadian Border

Kootenai River in NW Montana, near Canadian Border
photo by Gene Tunick of Eureka, Montana

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Best of the Worst #17

Day 15 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles. Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#17 – If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

#18 – We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips but Now It's All Over
#19 – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
#20 – It Ain't Easy Being Easy (by Roseanne Cash)
#21 – I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year
#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Sue Haugan photo of winter scenery with Flathead Lake in the distance.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Best of the Worst #18

Day 14 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles. Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#18 – We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips but Now It's All Over

#19 – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
#20 – It Ain't Easy Being Easy (by Roseanne Cash)
#21 – I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year
#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Sue Haugan photo of a snowy Montana day in November of 2012.

Monday, January 13, 2014

Best of the Worst #19

Day 13 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles. Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#19 – Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

#20 – It Ain't Easy Being Easy (by Roseanne Cash)
#21 – I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year
#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Blake Passmore photo of Jewel Basin, taken in the fall or early winter. This lovely wilderness area on the eastern edge of the Flathead Valley in Montana is a popular hiking and camping spot. For those who read my thriller, THE ASSASSINS CLUB, this is where a key bonding scene takes place around a campfire.

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Best of the Worst #20

Day 12 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles. Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#20 – It Ain't Easy Being Easy (by Roseanne Cash)

#21 – I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year
#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Sue Haugan photo of a scene near Whitefish, Montana, on a slushy winter day.

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Best of the Worst #21

Day 11 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles. Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#21 – I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year
#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Sue Haugan photo of Montana's "winter beauty and serenity."

Friday, January 10, 2014

Best of the Worst #22

One-third done! Day 10 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#22 – Looks Like I’ll Be Drinking Christmas Dinner Alone Again This Year

#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A brisk Montana morning - photo by Kalispell friend Sue Haugan.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Best of the Worst #23

Day 9 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#23 – I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

The first snow of winter on Big Mountain, overlooking Whitefish, Montana.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Best of the Worst #24

Day 8 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#24 – She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without

#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again
#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Sue Haugan photo of a frozen waterfall in Glacier National Park, taken about a year ago.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Best of the Worst #25

Day 7 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#25 – Your Wife’s Cheating On Us Again

#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A Montana morning, early in the winter.

Monday, January 6, 2014

Best of the Worst #26

Day 6 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#26 – If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart

#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump
#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

Dixon with granddaughter McKenzie on Big Mountain at Whitefish Winter Resort a couple of years ago.

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Best of the Worst #27

Day 5 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#27 - You Stuck my Heart in an Old Tin Can and Shot it off a Stump

#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)
#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A dusting of snow on the Montana Rockies east of Kalispell, earlier this winter.

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Best of the Worst #28

Day 4 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Plus some Montana winter scenery.

#28 – Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer (by Johnny Russell)

#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?
#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)
#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

For city folks, the above creature is not a collie, cow or deer, but a bull elk. Somewhere in NW Montana but I forget where.

Friday, January 3, 2014

Best of the Worst #29

Day 3 of my New Years gift to the world with 31 personal favorites from the 400+ items on my "Best of the Worst" list of country song titles, one for every day in January! Extra bonus: some Montana winter scenery.

#29 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

#30 – The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)

#31 – You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

On the slopes of Big Mountain at Whitefish Winter Resort, overlooking the Flathead Valley in northwest Montana.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Best of the Worst #30

To recap: some of you know about my weird hobby of collecting strange country song titles. Not the songs, just the bizarre titles. In a special treat, I've narrowed down over 400 contestants to my 31 personal favorites - one for every day in January!

Here's #30 - The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend (by Rodney Carrington)

#31 - You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'

A stroll through the Rockies in Northwest Montana.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

New Years Reboot

I ended 2013 with a closet full of excuses. I was writing like crazy on my WIP, a young adult (or maybe new adult) paranormal set during prehistoric times. Oh, and I fell down one icy morning and broke my left wrist. That wasn't healing straight so I needed an operation to put in assorted titanium hardware and screws to align the bones. Of course, that was an ideal time to plan a pre-Christmas trip to London, with Christmas Day in Cork, Ireland.

Back and unpacked now, getting healed and making steady progress on my WIP. So it's time to follow the urging of both my fans, and jump back in the blogging saddle.

More than anything else, I enjoy sharing the advice and inspirational stories of other writers. Anyone wishing to join the fun should email me at montananovels@yahoo.com - I'm generally looking for about 500 words about what excites you (or drives you crazy) about writing and the publishing business.

Some of you know about my weird hobby of collecting strange country song titles. Not the songs, just the bizarre titles. In a special treat, I've narrowed down over 400 contestants to my 31 personal favorites - one for every day in January!

Here's #31 - "You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' "

Happy New Year!

For your New Years enjoyment, here is a Montana winter pic from Sue Haugan, a friend and photographer here in Kalispell, Montana.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Tip O'Day #448 - Change the POV?

Guest blogger and fellow Montana author Ann Minnett on Acceptance and Point of View:

How do you accept what you can’t change? Maybe you don't even try, preferring to fight until you’re forced to surrender. I get that. I make myself and others miserable when trying to control noncompliant people, places and things. Every time, acceptance is the key for me.

Writing helps me gain acceptance. It happened initially through journaling, but more recently in my fiction. When I write a story about the thing I can’t change, I dump all my feelings about why it’s wrong, evil or insulting. The first draft is always awful and usually in first person — we’re talking about my problem, after all. For example, I wrote this about a difficult co-worker: "His beady eyes twitched under greasy brows, avoiding me when we talked. Like a bug on a bubble, his torso kept perpendicular to me no matter how I shifted into his line of sight. It felt like he searched our break room for a woman more worthy of his time…"

Once I got over the guilty pleasure of bleeding on the page, I played with the scene. Eventually a richer story surfaced. I rewrote it in the inattentive co-worker's point of view. As a result, the story expanded from the tunnel vision of ‘first person pissed off’ into a short story with depth and character development for both people. He was not only uninterested in the female character, but unwilling to make nice with an adversary. His behavior reflected their uneasy relationship, but she pretended, nearly bullying him. My protagonist and antagonist switched characters along with POV.

Try changing the POV in a scene that gives you trouble, if not with a life situation you can’t control. You’ll have a better story, and you might experience the gift of acceptance in the process.

Ann Minnett’s first novel, Burden of Breath, is available here. Also you can follow her blog at http://annminnett.blogspot.com

Friday, October 4, 2013

Saying for Writers #166 - Finding Forrester

A Quote which Might (or Might Not) Inspire You to Write:

“Write your first draft with your heart. Re-write with your head.” -- From the movie Finding Forrester.

One year ago, author and writing instructor (and former writer for Wolf Blitzer's show) John DeDakis was a featured presenter at the Flathead Writer Writers Conference, and took this photo at Avalanche Lake in Glacier National Park. Fond memories of a terrific conference live on, but all one million acres of Glacier Park are locked up due to the government shut-down. Next conference will be September 27/28, 2014 in Kalispell, Montana.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Saying for Writers #165 - Samuel Johnson

A Quote which Might (or Might Not) Inspire You to Write:

“The greatest part of a writer’s time is spent in reading, in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make one book.” — Samuel Johnson

Monday, September 30, 2013

Saying for Writers #164

A Quote which Might (or Might Not) Inspire You to Write:

“Every secret of a writer’s soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind, is written large in his works.” — Virginia Woolf

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Tip O'Day #447 - Writing Without a Net

Guest blogger Jamie DeBree on NoNoWriMo, Past & Future

Last November I set out to write a novel for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), as I often do. I gathered my things - my trusty computer, a blank character and a great first line - and I started writing.

I hear the collective gasp out there as writers everywhere shake their heads sadly. No outline? No synopsis? No ending? No plot? No way!

Actually, it's quite possible. I call it "Writing Without a Net," and it's really the only way I can write without losing interest in the story before it's done. If I have an outline, it means I already know the story, and I have no interest in (re)writing it. If I know how it ends too soon, aside from the general ending certain genres dictate, I see no reason to explore the rest of the story. That's just how my brain works. If I know too much about the story before I start, I lose interest in actually writing it. The fun is in the discovery for me, and the discovery is in the writing.

I can start with a general idea as long as I don't have too many details - for example, this particular story led to an idea for another based on a supporting character that I'll probably turn into a trilogy of stories just for fun. And for the second story, I know the main character's name and basic personality, as well as the main conflict (as set up in the first story). That's what I'll start with, and just see where it goes from there.

When I write, I let the characters just tell me the story. I don't tell them who they are or what they're doing or where they're going - they run the show. It's more interesting that way, because I'm usually just as surprised at what happens next as the reader will (hopefully) be. Once I get to know my characters personalities, I can generally predict the decisions they'll make, and thus start predicting where the story is headed. Scenes start forming earlier, and I normally have a good idea of how things will end by the time I'm two-thirds of the way done.

So what happened with my would-be NaNo novel last year? It's my latest release, Sleep With Me - a contemporary romance novella. Why a novella instead of a 50k NaNo novel? Because it didn't need to be any longer. When I start a story, I write until it's done, whether it ends up being shorter or longer than I'd originally thought it would be. I won't force a story to be longer than necessary - and likewise, I won't cut a story off short just to hit a certain word count.

Can anyone write like this? I'd say yes, but most writers won't. You really have to trust yourself to keep going, especially when you have no idea *where* you're going...and I think most writers are unable or unwilling to give up control to that extent. But I'd encourage all writers to be brave and try it, even just once. I think you might be surprised at just where this method of writing can take your stories - and your confidence as well.

Webmistress for local government by day, Jamie DeBree writes steamy romantic suspense by night, along with horror and erotica by her two alter-egos. From her world headquarters in Billings, Montana, she's published over twenty books through her own independent press, Brazen Snake Books. Connect with Jamie at http://JamieDeBree.com and check out her novel Sleep With Me at http://tinyurl.com/dxrxsud.